This has to be put in writing for the record! I just can't believe a toddler could do something like this!
Here we go...
You: I want my momma... I want my momma! (whining... all you wanted was for me to pick you up, but you are too heavy for me to hold for more than 5 minutes. So you kept on whining.)
Mommy: (a little frustrated) Izzy, you have to stop whining right now! This attitude must stop right at this moment.
You: It's not call whining, mommy... it's call crying!
Nice try, Izzy... it's funny though!